Great Funny Quotes!

Great Funny Quotes!
Great Funny Quotes!

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. ~ Isaac Asimov

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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ~ Jules Renard

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ~ Mitch Hedberg

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I never said most of the things I said. ~ Yogi Berra

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One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening. ~ Franklin P. Jones

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. ~ Mark Twain

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If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. ~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. ~ Ron White

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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. ~ Elbert Hubbard

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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. ~ Don Marquis

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