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Need a Laugh?

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month. Theodore Roosevelt

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. Albert Einstein

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To be or not to be. That’s not really a question. Jean-Luc Godard

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As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. Buddy Hackett

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W. C. Fields

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey

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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. Abraham Lincoln

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams

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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children. Bill Hicks

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I don’t need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. Stephen Fry

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