The internet is just chock-full of wisdom. All the ideas from the great thinkers of the world are at your fingertips for the taking. Of course, social media has its share of modern-day philosophers, too. When I searched the web today to find something interesting to write about, I ran across a few so-called facts on FB and thought, “Yeah, right?” They might be true. They might be false. However, they did make me laugh. I thought I’d share them with you and let you decide. Enjoy!
Psychology fact: When you’re nice to someone you dislike, doesn’t mean you are fake. It means you’re mature enough to tolerate that individual.
Okay. That’s believable, but most of the time, I am fake. If I don’t like a person, I don’t like them for a reason. How I act, though, all depends on my mood. Then, I thought of the people who are nice to me ― are they fake because they don’t like me? Well, who really cares? As women, maybe we should let our bitchy sides out more often because a chick like that gets shit done.
Cursing raises our pain tolerance by 50%.
Huh? Well, if that’s the case I’m golden. I will never feel pain again.
When a woman says “Have fun”, 80% of the time, she’s really hoping you have a horrible time without her.
Ha! So true. Who says sarcasm doesn’t speak parts of the hidden truth? Sarcasm is like salt. I put that shit on everything.
Women tend to be more attracted to men who don’t show as much interest in them.
Whoa Nelly… if that’s the truth, why do we? Because as women, we love the challenge? Or perhaps we just have a tendency to like shitty men and want to be treated like crap? Hmm… NEXT!
An orgasm can help a man’s body recover from illness.
Cue the skipping record. What? A man for sure had to have written this little gem. I guess that means any guy under the age of thirty can play whack-a-mole and be cancer free. Go figure.
Women who play video games tend to have more sex and are happier with their relationship.
Yeah, and they are sitting at home eating Cheetos and Hot Pockets just like the teenage boys who are attached to their Playstations. I thought men wanted a grown-ass woman, but what the hell do I know? Maybe I should take up gaming.
It takes the typical person 17 months and 26 days to get over an Ex.
Really? Then why do I still hope my boyfriend from high school is fat and living in a trailer? Because bad Exes can suck it! We’ll get over them when we’re damn good and ready―thank you very much!
Men on average will cry six times a year, while a woman on the average will cry between 30 to 64 times.
Uh huh, duh! As women we feel things, men might do the same if they ever gave a crap about anything besides their favorite football team making it to the Superbowl. Just the fact that “There is no crying in baseball,” is a saying that tells you everything you need to know about that.
Pretending you don’t have feelings like anger, sadness, or loneliness can destroy you mentally.
Okay, that makes perfect sense. No wonder so many people are f’ed up in the head. Nailed it!
Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder.
Waaait a minute! What does that say about me when I can’t find my glasses and squint through the shadows for minutes at a time? Either people think I’m nymphomaniac or a serial killer in the making. Sheesh!
These were the facts I found today. I wonder what BS they will try to sell me tomorrow? LOL