The Joy Of Laughter…

The Joy Of Laughter…
The Joy Of Laughter…

I consider that a man’s brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. -Arthur Conan Doyle

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My life needs editing. -Mort Sahl

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. -Joey Adams

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You can always tell when a man’s well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. -H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. -Ellen DeGeneres

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There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. -Josh Billings

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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. -Jerry Seinfeld

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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -W. Clement Stone

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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. -Henry A. Kissinger

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. -Phyllis Diller

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