Need a Laugh?

Need a Laugh?
Need a Laugh?

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month. Theodore Roosevelt


When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. Albert Einstein


To be or not to be. That’s not really a question. Jean-Luc Godard


As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. Buddy Hackett


I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W. C. Fields


Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey


Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. Abraham Lincoln


Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams


Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children. Bill Hicks


I don’t need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. Stephen Fry


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